WTF --Someone actually said that?!

Source: Online Dating Magazine

In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others. As a result, here are the Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time. Starting from number 10:

10... You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.

9... I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

8... I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?

7... Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!

6... What's that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met!

5... Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them.

4... Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.

3... Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.

2... I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock.

And now for the worst pickup line of all time:

1... Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.” -- Mae West

“I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” -- Wendy Liebman

“Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"” -- Rita Rudner

“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” -- Robert A. Heinlein

“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.” -- Jim Bishop

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” -- Woody Allen

“Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.” -- Andy Warhol

“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?”
-- Judy Tenuta

“Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.” -- John Lennon

“I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.” -- Andy Warhol

Source: Online Dating Magazine

Several online dating sites like LavaLife require the user to use a subject header that all people see when searching. We've scoured several dating sites to come up with what we consider 10 of the funniest profile headers. Counting down from 10 to 1, here is the list:

10) Feel free to interact with me. All my shots are current!

9) You must be over 5’10” to read this profile.

8) I bathe every day!

7) Is this thing like eBay?

6) Shopping for Guys – And They Said There Was No Such Store!

5) Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until they speak?

4) I'm like poop. The older I get the easier I am to pick up!

3) Coffee, Chocolate, and Men - some things are just better rich.

2) I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

and the number one funniest profile header....

1) Willing to lie about how we met!